aka, The Show So Far!
- RV mattresses are junk.
- Chock first.
- Spring for the 3rd burner.
- Cook on coals, not flames if you don't want your pretty red pots to turn black.
- Twenty-six gallons is not as much as you may think! Poop in the bath house in the absence of sewer hookups!
- Food tastes better in the woods
- Fairy lights are worth the time it takes to hang them up.
- NO ONIONS IN THE TRAILER.
- Open the vent and turn on the exhaust fan when cooking. Always.
- Don't build the campfire too close to Roxy's door, or the fire alarm WILL NOT STOP.
- Hunks of copper pipe are re-usable and cause the same effect on a campfire as Magical Campfire Color Dust.
- Start at the correct end of the chain when counting links for the tension bars.
- Let the air out of the hose before turning on water at the spigot.
- Bug spray.
- "RV Resorts" are more for drinking than camping. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
- Don't forget the pillows.
- Roll up the awning in the correct direction.
- Do NOT put the cooler on the tiny plastic table.
- Flannel-backed tablecloths!